Coffee is the way. Coffee is the light. I stumbled across a work of genius and like a good everythingian I brought it back here to share with you.
the pleasures and pains of coffee
Read it. Ponder it. Wonder at it. If it's not your cup of tea maybe one of the following coffe links will be. Never stray from the path.
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by zot-fot-piq October 14, 2003
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The thing that keeps me alive and the ONLY reason I get up in the morning
Coffee is the nectar of the gods
by DoritosUwU April 17, 2020
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The best drink in the world. Just taste the goodness.
"Warning: The coffee you're about to enjoy is extremely hot!"
by Starbucks Fan July 23, 2009
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a homostralian slang term, relating to lewd acts peformed in the back of vans
mash is busy coffeeing again
by spamanda September 7, 2007
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A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 4, 2016
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An excellent drink for late night runs to a diner. However the drink can easily be destroyed and made into bath water by adding too many creamers. Also some people express there love of coffee in different ways.
Lindsey: COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE I LOVE COFFEE!
by molemon December 2, 2008
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Really just a synonym for "meeting at Starbucks or some other place that sells coffee and other assorted drinks and treats to have a conversation."
Would you like to go to coffee with me?

Our first date was coffee.

We had coffee last night.
by Marximus February 8, 2009
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