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coco nuts

a girl that is franically cucu in the head because of her conceited attitude of her image.

a girl/boy that thinks they're always right... usually guys that are coco nuts become ghey.

usually it the chocolate stuff in a black mans balls.

that one fuzzy animals that took nuts off a coco tree.

a girl that has issue ending up with a name amanda, sarah, or any dumb blonde names.

a girl with big huge boobs that has streach marks all over it. usually end up being whores but with good friends that won't do her.

a girl/boy with a really bad accent.
it coco nuts not "cookiee nuts"

ewww. coco nuts.

wowwiiee coco's with saggy boobs.
by <jak>thesponseress October 19, 2007
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coco nuts

a girl/boy with a nutty accent, no matter where she/he is from.
coco nuts says "sidedish" instead of swedish.
by <jak>spotlight October 17, 2007
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Breaking coconuts

Vigorous masturbation while standing hunched over - to the point of looking like a primate angrily trying to break open some coconuts.
I walked in on my roommate watching porn and he was just breaking coconuts!
by funk579 May 28, 2009
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No cuts, No buts, No coconuts

One of those bullshit rhymes you said back in elementary school when some cock-juggling thundercunt decided to cut in line at the drinking fountain, lunch, etc.

Hearing this after nearly two decades can cause a nostalgia breakdown.
Hey, Jimmy! No cuts, No buts, No coconuts!
by blanket456 December 18, 2012
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Spelling Coconuts

While a man is laying naked, flat on his back, a woman sits upon his erect erection and imagines her pussy is a beautiful bushy paint brush spelling out the letters 'C O C O N U T S' in a rhythmic sexual flow of motion.
Chad: "Nancy was totally spelling coconuts last night and now I think she's pregnant"
Brad: "oh fuck.....
Chad:.....
Brad:....
Chad and Brad: "I fucking love COCONUTS"
by Kamalani1122 July 17, 2019
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Soggy Coconuts

Two very sweaty large hairy appendages that belong on a sexy man who speaks both Italian and English fluently.
Tawnya wants Bryan's soggy coconuts.
by Nix Wolfwood June 29, 2012
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Picking coconuts in Barbados

Contributing nothing to a conversation due to spacing out/daydreaming or lack of comprehension
“So what do you think about the Russian invasion of Ukraine and UN’s actions or lack thereof?”

“Picking coconuts in Barbados, man haha”
by T-Jon March 4, 2022
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