coco nuts 

a girl that is franically cucu in the head because of her conceited attitude of her image.

a girl/boy that thinks they're always right... usually guys that are coco nuts become ghey.

usually it the chocolate stuff in a black mans balls.

that one fuzzy animals that took nuts off a coco tree.

a girl that has issue ending up with a name amanda, sarah, or any dumb blonde names.

a girl with big huge boobs that has streach marks all over it. usually end up being whores but with good friends that won't do her.

a girl/boy with a really bad accent.

it coco nuts not "cookiee nuts"

ewww. coco nuts.

wowwiiee coco's with saggy boobs.

coco nuts by <jak>thesponseress October 19, 2007

coco nuts 

a girl/boy with a nutty accent, no matter where she/he is from.

coco nuts says "sidedish" instead of swedish.

coco nuts by <jak>spotlight October 17, 2007

Breaking coconuts 

Vigorous masturbation while standing hunched over - to the point of looking like a primate angrily trying to break open some coconuts.

I walked in on my roommate watching porn and he was just breaking coconuts!

Breaking coconuts by funk579 May 28, 2009

No cuts, No buts, No coconuts 

One of those bullshit rhymes you said back in elementary school when some cock-juggling thundercunt decided to cut in line at the drinking fountain, lunch, etc.

Hearing this after nearly two decades can cause a nostalgia breakdown.

Hey, Jimmy! No cuts, No buts, No coconuts!

No cuts, No buts, No coconuts by blanket456 December 18, 2012

Spelling Coconuts 

While a man is laying naked, flat on his back, a woman sits upon his erect erection and imagines her pussy is a beautiful bushy paint brush spelling out the letters 'C O C O N U T S' in a rhythmic sexual flow of motion.

Chad: "Nancy was totally spelling coconuts last night and now I think she's pregnant"
Brad: "oh fuck.....
Chad:.....
Brad:....
Chad and Brad: "I fucking love COCONUTS"

Spelling Coconuts by Kamalani1122 July 17, 2019

Soggy Coconuts 

Two very sweaty large hairy appendages that belong on a sexy man who speaks both Italian and English fluently.

Tawnya wants Bryan's soggy coconuts.

Soggy Coconuts by Nix Wolfwood June 29, 2012

Picking coconuts in Barbados 

Contributing nothing to a conversation due to spacing out/daydreaming or lack of comprehension

“So what do you think about the Russian invasion of Ukraine and UN’s actions or lack thereof?”

“Picking coconuts in Barbados, man haha”

Picking coconuts in Barbados by T-Jon March 4, 2022