cocktarded

1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.

2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.

Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.

Nate: I know, I told his ass.

Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.

Nate: I know, right.

by {pole} July 3, 2008

Cocktarded

A temporary state of impaired mental ability caused by being either sexually frustrated or extremely turned on

While typing this, Tom Brady's sexy ass appeared on TV and I became so cocktarded I totally forgot what I was doing. I had to flick the bean before I could type legibly again.

by tragicvanity August 1, 2017

Cocktard

A person who should know better, but is to fucking stupid to.

Look at that cocktard driving like an idiot!!!!

by Doc-Can March 24, 2011

cocktard slave

This person is a flamming homosexual who loves the cock, they are mildly retarded, and they are cock slaves for their cock master

Fredrich J. Massimi is a faggtarded cocktard slave!

by Pissed at Homoz March 12, 2003

Cocktard

An unsavoury person who is both a cock(arrogant, conceited) but also expresses educationally subnormal views.

Cock: "Wow he's gay and plays chess!? Retard!"
Everyone else: On the contrary, you cocktard.

by Mr_Brightside March 4, 2021