cocksnip 

1.The mutilation of a male's genitals usually performed soon after birth.
ie. Circumcision

2. One who preforms said mutilations.

3.(This is what most ignorant mothers believe) The gentle, pain-free removal of the skin around the tip of a male's penis. Thus, preventing many diseases and ensuring a fruitful harvest the coming year.

1. I can't believe my parents had a cocksnip performed on me!

2. {doctor} "Are you Mormon?"
{New Parent} "Yes."
(doctor} "Nurse, summon the Cocksnip. *evil laughter*"

3. "I told Marge to have a cocksnip preformed on her new son. She refused. Now her whole family has Aids and their entire crop died."

cocksnip by NegativeJZ January 23, 2008

Cockstipated 

The phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of piss, no matter how hard you have to go. Usually in a public facility.

Al came back from the bathroom and said "Holy frozen mixed vegetable cocks!, am i ever Cockstipated again"

Cockstipated by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 11, 2008

Cocksniffer 

Someone whose pleasure it is to appreciate the scent of the male genitalia.

I heard that Daniel guy is a cocksniffer

Cocksniffer by pnget_69 September 16, 2007

Cocknippled 

Having both nipples oriented inward; Crooked or askew.

Smokey McPot: Johnny, I can't tell if her nipples are looking at me, or the vending machine behind me?

Johnny Potsmoker: Yeeeee, she's totally cocknippled bro.

Cocknippled by Johnny Pot-Smoker October 24, 2010

cocksnipe

Verb. To look at a dude's wang at any time. Made famous by comedian Mike Mackenzie.

In the washroom, while urinating in a urinal, you catch the bro beside you checking out your junk. At this point, you would say, "Aw, I just got cocksniped"

cocksnipe by Friction Burnt Anus December 16, 2008

cocksnap 

A term used by immature individuals hoping to gain notoriety at someone else's expense. Most commonly used among elite members of a community who are often looked up to
by the people they mercilessly mock.

Example 1: "The fact that 'Cocksnap' has a name but nobody uses it is disturbing."

Example 2: "So-and-so asked 'cocksnap' to enter a contest just so they could make fun."

Example 3: "Somebody made a myspace page to make fun of 'cocksnap'".

Example 4: "That long-running joke about 'cocksnap' is tainting the scene."

Examples 5: "People who call her 'cocksnap' are cowards hiding behind their social clique."

Example 6: "Nothing 'cocksnap' does justifies the extreme cruelty exhibited by the clique."

cocksnap by Not All Seattle Lindy Hoppers Are Assholes. March 12, 2008

Cockstipation 

The phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of piss, no matter how hard you have to go. Usually in a public facility.

Al came back from the bathroom and said "Holy frozen mixed vegetable cocks!, do i ever have cockstipation again"

Cockstipation by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 11, 2008