cockpipe

Someone who smokes cock like it is a crack pipe.
I saw Billy taking a drag on a cockpipe so hard he sucked the sack flat.
by Slappy1 July 01, 2006
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Cockpipe

The throat of a female, homosexual male, or some dogs, that's primary function is to produce a path for a penis to flow.
"Man I hope she gives me a blowjob tonight."

"No way man, she's got the flu. Her cockpipe is all sorts of clogged up."

"Nah dude I know. It just needs some plumbing."
by bigthumb October 11, 2009
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cockpipe

The urethra. The tube running through the male reproductive organ
Man#1 cockpipe
Man#2 COCKPIPE!!!!
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if you dont shut up i will shove a pineapple up your cockpipe sir.
by rabadabadongscrotch April 03, 2007
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Cockpipe Cosmonaut

Quite possibly the most ridiculous term for a homosexual men. This is usually said either by people with the maturity of a fifth grader or openly gay men joking about their sexuality.
Idiot #1 "Duhuhuh Richard is a cockpipe cosmonaut"
Richard "Congratulations you now have the observational skills of a 2nd grader, and half the maturity you retard."
by Khrisiah May 20, 2010
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cockpipe cosmonaught

This is somebody whop feels it necessary to take the back door. A bush dodger a gay a fence fole or gos!
"That batty boy is such a cockpipe cosmonaught!"
by FJ April 21, 2005
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Smokin' da Cockpipe

Slang, used by gay, wannabe badasses, for giving someone a blowjob
In the porno "Black Cock Down" that one faggot sure was smokin' da Cockpipe
by Olav the Norseman November 21, 2004
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