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A cock treader is someone who steals girls from another guy, usually (but not always) just to piss the other guy off.

"Dom picked up this hot girl in the club, and was convinced that he staying at her place tonight, but I totally trod on his cock and now Dom is going home alone! I didn't even like that skank bitch!"

Guy #1 "Dude I finally had the balls to ask her out for a drink, and she said yes!"

Guy #2 "Damn shes hot, i might just have to have her for myself!"

Guy #1 "Man you're such a cock treader!"

cock treader by MakaveLee December 30, 2008

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cock trader

(n) One without wit.

I wish Jeff well, but when he posted that black and white photograph of himself looking across the lake, I knew he was a cock trader.

cock trader by Josh Wafer January 1, 2009

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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