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To go into something 'cock in hand' means to enter it with confidence, not confident that you will succeed but simply confident that you are in fact entering into that endevour.
Robbie walked into math class only to find there was a homework quiz that day. Robbie never did any of his homework and had no idea what they had been studying. But, Robbie wouldn't let it get him down. He went into that quiz cock in hand and failed it with dignity.
cock in hand by PaulLeary December 12, 2006
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cock in hand 

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having ones cock in hand
Here I come, cock in hand.
cock in hand by Chainsaw Charlie November 6, 2007

Cock in hand 

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Expression: Effortless. Easy. Under control. There is nothing to worry about. Attainable.
Sanjay: "Conrad, you haven't uploaded my naked polaroids yet!"
Conrad: "Don't worry baby, it's all cock in hand, I'll have those up tomorrow."

Sanjay: "I think the border patrol is going to catch us!"
Conrad: "Not even, it's cock and hand. I fumigated the shipment with coffee been extract."

Sanjay: "I wouldn't lie to you, but I just made the sex with 2 coworkers during lunch."
Conrad: "Well Sanjay, as they say it all cock in hand."
Cock in hand by ConradLovesYou3 March 16, 2011

Cock In Hand 

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Person 1: I didn’t sleep at all last night i’m so tired!

Person 2: Dude cock in hand I couldn’t sleep either!
Cock In Hand by it’s actually me February 20, 2021

Cock In Hand 

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Person 1: dude I didn’t sleep at all last night

Person 2: dude cock in hand me neither!
Cock In Hand by it’s actually me February 20, 2021
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