cocaine ass 

an ass that is so nice you would snort cocaine off of it

"dude check that girl out"

"yea man shes got a cocaine ass"

"yea id totaly snort lines off of her and i dont even do cocaine"

"yea shes worth it"

cocaine ass by mark twain bitch April 13, 2009

ass-crack cocaine 

a figurative drug (in the same way as imbecilium) that makes the user act like an asshole or even a douchebag.

Whatever you're on to cause you to make these "jokes" and act like a douchebag when you're usually fun to be around must be some pretty powerful variant of imbecilium or ass-crack cocaine

ass-crack cocaine by Twisted Code May 13, 2016

gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine 

Darian my asshole friend. Just an asshole

Nick: Why is Darian such an asshole, he won't fucking leave me alone.
Harvard: what is wrong with Darian?
Nick: Darin is such a gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine bastard fuck!

gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine by Nick_Hates_ JorAir. April 15, 2019