The grouping of morphemes extracted from the words constant and moaning. Describes those people who cannot, for any reason, stop moaning. Usually a symptom suffered amongst those who don't each much food, hence, common in the speech patterns of cheerleaders, models and those with unecessary eating disorders.
Abbie's doing my head in today, she can't stop f*cking coaning. I wish she'd go eat a chocolate or something, skinny cow.
by Rabid Pidgeon November 4, 2009
Kevin: "Hey babe, I had a great time tonight good thing we didn't get caught by your mom."
Tim: "Yeah I can't believe how many times we were coaning in bed together, if we got any louder my mom would find out
I'm gay."
Tim: "Yeah I can't believe how many times we were coaning in bed together, if we got any louder my mom would find out
I'm gay."
by Scrum Lord Tim December 21, 2019
Man: 'yo Bitch! is that coan?!' Woman: 'yeah hes so hot and dreamy.. such a sigma' Coan: 'I am Literally Patrick Bateman.'
To some, the greatest powerlifter of all time. To others, still the GOAT. All intelligent powerlifters know his name. He is very kind, humble even in his massive strength, and generous. He is a great guy; someone who you’d want to be friends with. He has big hands and feet, short legs, and long torso, and is 5’6 and 220 lbs.
Powerlifter 1: Hey, I was at Boss of Bosses last weekend and I met Ed Coan!
Powerlifter 2: I am very jealous!! I wish I had signed up for that meet!
Powerlifter 2: I am very jealous!! I wish I had signed up for that meet!
by SlimShady344 December 15, 2017