When you force your only last squadmate alive to carry you in a match because you are an incompetent teammate.
by coolboi_lol January 26, 2021
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A particular feeling of stomach discomfort following the consuption of greasy, unhealthy food (especially McDonalds). Symptoms may include nausea, but are most commonly a feeling of bloatedness, gas, and weight "clutching" your stomach. Theories explaining the origins of the clutch include the mixture of hot greasy food followed by 64 oz. of cold, carbonated soda mixing in the stomach. This affliction is especially dangerous when experienced while driving an automobile.
May also be considered the undesired relative of "the itis."
May also be considered the undesired relative of "the itis."
"5 miles after eating a Big Mac Combo Meal from a highway rest area, I was hit by The Clutch. The rest of my drive sucked."
by Sean1 June 05, 2006
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by defgvjkbenrsfvknejd June 11, 2010
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a-"Emily, that is so clutch!"
e-"You need to define that for me."
a-"I did, and now it's on urban dictionary."
e-"oh, urban dictionary is so clutch."
e-"You need to define that for me."
a-"I did, and now it's on urban dictionary."
e-"oh, urban dictionary is so clutch."
by eziekiel November 02, 2006
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Clutch is an American rock band from Germantown, Maryland, formed in 1990. Clutch invented rock. Each Clutch album is marked by a distinct and cohesive sound. Strong blues influences have also become prominent in the releases of the later years.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure is actually based on true events in Tim Sult and Neil Fallon's life. They are the saviors of Rock and the World. They traveled backwards through time to create Rock (in 1733, for the record) and came back to 1992 to hone and shape it like the Rocksmiths that they are. They demand your worship!! Who are you to deny them?
Neil Fallons' (The lead singer) lyrics at first angry and serious in tone have become characterized with intelligence, wordplay, and often humor. Their songs make frequent reference to history, mythology, popular culture, and religion:
"I Have the Body of John Wilkes Booth", tells the story of a fisherman who discovers the corpse of Lincoln's assassin in the Susquehanna River.
"Burning Beard": "Every time I look out my window/ same three dogs looking back at me. Every time I open my windows/ cranes fly in to terrorize me."
His younger sister, Mary Alice Fallon-Yeskey, is employed at Charm City Cakes, and appears on the Food Network series Ace of Cakes.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure is actually based on true events in Tim Sult and Neil Fallon's life. They are the saviors of Rock and the World. They traveled backwards through time to create Rock (in 1733, for the record) and came back to 1992 to hone and shape it like the Rocksmiths that they are. They demand your worship!! Who are you to deny them?
Neil Fallons' (The lead singer) lyrics at first angry and serious in tone have become characterized with intelligence, wordplay, and often humor. Their songs make frequent reference to history, mythology, popular culture, and religion:
"I Have the Body of John Wilkes Booth", tells the story of a fisherman who discovers the corpse of Lincoln's assassin in the Susquehanna River.
"Burning Beard": "Every time I look out my window/ same three dogs looking back at me. Every time I open my windows/ cranes fly in to terrorize me."
His younger sister, Mary Alice Fallon-Yeskey, is employed at Charm City Cakes, and appears on the Food Network series Ace of Cakes.
"After listening to Clutch I have found out that if your not learning your retiring, you've got to take some risks to learn. There's always something to learn."
"There's a sacred, ancient dialog between the musician and the listener. When that happens, it's priceless. That's what people get out of Clutch. It's more of a philosophical reward than anything else."
Clutch is lLike Marlon Brando, but bigger. All around Pure Rock Fury.
"There's a sacred, ancient dialog between the musician and the listener. When that happens, it's priceless. That's what people get out of Clutch. It's more of a philosophical reward than anything else."
Clutch is lLike Marlon Brando, but bigger. All around Pure Rock Fury.
by Murderflakes January 04, 2010
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Having successfully completed a task by yourself.
i.e. Having won a match of search and destroy without the assistance of your team
i.e. Having won a match of search and destroy without the assistance of your team
by JoshSucksAtUO June 08, 2016
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Announcer: "Bottom of the 11th, bases loaded, Nelson Cruz up to bat."
Announcer 2: "WALK OFF GRAND SLAM NELSON CUZ!!"
Viewer 1: "WOOOAHHHHH NELLY!!"
Viewer 2: CLUTCH
Announcer 2: "WALK OFF GRAND SLAM NELSON CUZ!!"
Viewer 1: "WOOOAHHHHH NELLY!!"
Viewer 2: CLUTCH
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