clutch me

To physically attack someone. 🌝

Yo clutch me and ima fuck you up.

by freak.tae November 8, 2015

Watch me Clutch

It is said in a video game, where a person who is gonna clutch the game, but fails miserably

Gamer 1 : Bro watch me clutch this
Gamer 2: Bet
Gamer 1 : *Gets obliterated*

by SkadialForeheadMan November 21, 2021

Clutch merchant

1.Refers to a person who is able to effect a miraculous performance especially during a time of immediate or dire need.

2.In reference to someone with the ability to access extraordinary abilities or creativity at a very opportune moment.

3. also super substitute

Nyagayrn: hey look Portugal is losing 2-1 to Argentina in the 2022 World Cup Final..

Sickleryrn: I wouldn’t be surprised if Ronaldo scores that volley from outside the box..

Ronaldo : Penalty (90+ 4 )

Ronaldo :goal ( 90+ 8),,,,,, SIIIUUUUUU !!!!

Sickleryrn: I told you this guy is the ultimate Clutch merchant !

Nyagayrn: cr7 the goat suiii !

by _sickleryrn November 21, 2022

meat clutch

Another wonderful description for a vagina.

Ah man, I was at Mallory's last night and was straight drilling her meat clutch . Was prime!

by Meat clutch March 1, 2017

Meat clutch

It means your doing the most or u just dick riding

I’m playing the game why are you bothering me u just sitting right there meat clutching

by Idkssbbdd December 12, 2022

The Flying Clutchmen

-The international soccer (football) team from The Netherlands. More specifically the 2010 Dutch team that reached the finals and was defeated by Spain.

-Before the 2010 Final, they won 5 out of 6 games by a one goal margin, including wins over Denmark, Japan, Cameroon, Slovakia, Uruguay, and favored Brazil.

-Widely considered to be the best international football squad never to have won a World Cup. They have finished second in the 1974, 1978, and 2010 World Cups.

-They are known for their beautiful play and incredible work ethic.

Talley: "Wow that Netherlands win over Brazil was incredible!"

Babe: "Yep The Flying Clutchmen strike again!"

by Baberrius624 July 14, 2010

clutchmeister

A Clutchmeister is a male who is trying to smash but can't because he's too beta.

Go away you stinky Clutchmeister, I got my standards.

by Zetaboi July 12, 2018