clapperton 

To get killed. To die a ridiculous death.

Dude! You just got clappertoned by that claymore!

clapperton by stkslang September 21, 2011

clapperton 

derived from clapped but more severe and in present perfect tense

that bill was clapperton!

clapperton by jira clapperton July 26, 2021

Clumpton

A futuristic device for clumping your way around. Bit like ED209. Comes with mounted chaingun for sorting those troublesome girlfriends. Has a hover mode to make getting to work extra easy probably fits in half a parking space too - bonus.

Can be found on Perfect Dark Zero "Mint just found mesen a Clumpton!"

Clumpton by Baron Von Peppenvort December 20, 2006

Clapperton 

The most amazing people you will ever meet have this name

Have you met the Clappertons?
ikr, most amazing people I've met

Clapperton by B Zoolander August 14, 2016

Clumpentine 

A thick fucker, dopey, slow

Hes useless, a right fucking clumpentine

Clumpentine by Gizslutski May 18, 2017

clumperpoof 

Somone who is a very dumb idiotic pig eating human

Your such a clumperpoof jim.

clumperpoof by Writer to hell October 25, 2018

Clumpering 

The act of two men (preferably English and Italian) laying in such a position their arseholes are touching for sexual pleasure

The act is in no way homosexual

Me and Vito strafino were clumpering last night

Clumpering by JosephFreaky September 4, 2024