closed for maintenance

Expression used to say a girl is on her period, as most girls prefer not to have sex during their period and thus are "closed for maintenance".

Guess tonight I'm flying solo as my girlfriend is closed for maintenance...

closed for maintenance by Willem88 January 1, 2012

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