When some dude takes a dump on some girls tits and then tities fucks her
Dude i just gave that bitch a cleaveland steamer
by Master Luc February 21, 2004
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This is a method of breaking up with a significant other or a severe type of revenge. This is where, the couple have one last night of outstanding sex. As the significant other falls asleep the guilty party proceeds to very gently leave a massive pile of excrement (shit to you less educated soles) on the significant other's chest.
by snoproslim October 22, 2003
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The act or acts of defecating on your sexual partner's chest. In particular, the feces should be projected to dump starting on the partners belly slowly steaming your way up the chest and into his/her mouth.
The bitch said she wanted to get freaky so I laid a cleaveland steamer on her.
by Raw Doggie September 15, 2003
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(No one has gotten this right yet!) An official "cleaveland steamer" is shitting on a girl's chest while receiving head, plain and simple. Now, there are certain ways to tweak the technique if you will. For instance, you can be having sex, and right before you're about to cum you pull out to put it in the girl's mouth, and then as you're cumming take a shit on her chest (bonus points!). It all depends on how creative you wanna get.
felacio + defecation on chest = cleaveland steamer
by Xaphod January 13, 2006
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This is preformed by a male having anal sex with his partner doggy-style. The male removes his penis from the anus trying to catch fecal chunks on the bottom of the penis. Next he pulls the penis back creating a catapault, taps his partners back, and releases as they turn around. Usually the male aims at the face in a scoring type fashion. Extra points are awarded for hitting mouth, nose, and eyes (Caution: Eye shots can cause pink eye.)
Jake Steed: Last night was awesome I cleaveland catapulted this girl and hit both eyes
by Trav-O March 1, 2008
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The act of dumping on ones chest, Then rubbing your sac in the doo, then Teabagging the Guy/Girl with your dukee covered scrotum
Dude, I gave Heather the best Cleaveland Steambag Last night

Dude that Cleaveland Steambagger made me jump
by John & max May 2, 2008
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Taking a crap on a girl is called a hot carl! a cleaveland steamer is when you get a blow job while you are on the jon taking a crap!
I was taking a crap and she gave me a cleaveland steamer!
by J.J August 26, 2005
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