Clean the kitchen

The act of cleaning out one's colon in preparation of anal sex (i.e. an enema). Derived from the coloration similarities of the brownie and fecal matter.

Note: During colloquial use, it is customary to replace "the" with a possessive pronoun such as "your", "his", or "her".

Innuendo: If you clean the kitchen prior to anal sex, it can facilitate a healthy colon.

Colloquial: Did you clean your kitchen yet? I want to post a video online.

Clean the kitchen by John Wilmer December 19, 2007

clean the kitchen

Leaving a formal occasion, usually involving family members, to have sex in a different room, and then staunchly denying the act took place.

Lauren and George left the table in the middle of Sunday Brunch, to "clean the kitchen," and returned an hour later, with smiles and disheveled hair.

clean the kitchen by Sukkot January 21, 2012

Clean the kitchen

The act of shaving your balls.

I’m about to clean the kitchen so he/she will suck my dick.

Clean the kitchen by kirtap628 January 30, 2018