clay turd Share definition Flag A thick, sticky turd with the consistency of clay. Usually ends up stuck in the hairs between your buttcheeks and takes forever to clean up. Oh no, I just went for quick shit but it turned out to be a clay turd! clay turd by ahwitab June 1, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the clay turd mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch