theorem of facebook circularity

If someone finds a random person on Facebook and clicks on a random friend, then clicks on that random person's random friend and so on and so forth, then the original person (the clicker) will eventually circle back until they find someone with a "mutual friend."

Bob sees Sally's profile. In Sally's profile, Bob click's on Terry's friend icon. After being rerouted to Terry's profile, Bob clicks on Jerry's friend icon...etc...until Bob finds a mutual friend. This is due to the "theorem of facebook circularity."

by hitherehowareyou?good?good... April 12, 2010

Circularism

The ideology that circles are the superior shape. It is the belief that life and objects should be well rounded as all things should be. It is the complete opposite of Cornerism, as it believes all corners should be cut off.

"I believe in Circularism"

"Shut up Harry, today we are learning about the great Circularism"

by Sir Curvalot November 1, 2018

Circularism

A system of beliefs that advocates for the supremacy of one's friendgroup (read: their CIRCLE of friends) above all others. Often involving complex schemes and especially esoteric language & terms. Generally encourages "networking" to assimilate useful persons into the Circle. Can seem cult-like to outsiders but in truth is mostly harmless. Mostly.

...but you can't hack the elections if there were no elections in the first place.
This is why Circularism is the supreme ideology.

by Circle Man November 9, 2018

Circularium

An oval or circular plaza or outdoor space.

The circularium in the center of the city bustled. An ornate fountain, teeming with water, gleamed at the center.

by Diecypher February 5, 2023

Circularism

According Triangular scriptures, the willful bretrayal of Triangulist principles. Circularists often refer to the Circle as a liberator from the tyranny of the Triangle. However, it is a lie. For he only wishes to subdue the circularist by giving him false hope that he is a liberator. The Circle only wishes to make all his followers servants to him under oppressive rule.

(sur-kyoo-lur-isum)

The triangle doesn't condemn. It sends all who wish to be with the Circle to the Circular kingdom. However, once there, they will be slaves for the Circle for all eternity. And they will have jagged copper rods shoved up their sphincter for the circle's amusement.

by Mextazectaces-prophet July 8, 2005

Circulosity

Any conversation that goes round and round with no real outcome or decision, usually because too many people involved have no idea what they are talking about and either conflate multiple issues or use words that make sense on their own but together make no sense at all.

Any discussion with RK is bound to end up a conversation of circulosity. They really don't have a clue.

by Noone you know in real life July 7, 2023