Cingr 

A really bad way to say/type cringe.

omg that is so cingr

Cingr by DrBruuuh April 29, 2021

Los Cangrejos

Los Cangrejos is the street name of an unknown Mexican hooker who charges 700 dollars per session and gives unlucky non-Spanish speaking clients "The Crabs"

I thought it'd be all fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a hooker named Los Cangrejos

Los Cangrejos by ipaid700dollarsforthecrabs September 11, 2018

cigrits 

Cigarettes, typically said by rural Canadians. Cigrits are not limited to any specific brand or such, but just simply a synonym for cigarettes. Can be used as a greeting. Occasionally called sagrets.

Person 1: Holy fuck boys, i need some cigrits
Person 2: On the cigrits hard are ya?
Person 1: Oh fuck ya, gimme some cigrits.

As a greeting:
Person 1: Hey!
Person 2: Smoke cigrits buddy!!!

cigrits by bigolruckus November 20, 2016

Cingulomania 

A desire to hold someone in your arms.

"I met my old childhood friend today, she was so cute, now I suffer from cingulomania all the time!" ~Some dude

Cingulomania by Solstickan September 6, 2011

Cintrian 

Someone who insists they get the best room in a broken down manor even if they didn’t want to have anything to do with it ten minutes beforehand and it doesn’t matter anyway because the manor is imaginary.

“Hey, you’re being a real Cintrian right now.” “I’m sorry, I’ll fix myself.”

Cintrian by TrumpJesus April 4, 2020

congrasturbating 

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

congrasturbating - what your congress did today

congrasturbating by Jon Stewart the twntyfourth April 30, 2013

congrajewlations

It's when you congratulate your jewish friends.

- Hey Joshua, congrajewlations on your wedding with Sarah! Mazel tov!

congrajewlations by WordWhiz September 19, 2015