chutney hood Share definition Flag a penis which hasnt been washed for a while therefore gets sh*t round the bell end and looks like mango chutney!eeek! "er i was sukin off dese mandem last night and dey all had chutney hoods,alie?! raaas dat dutty" chutney hood by *hanz* June 30, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the chutney hood mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch