chumnut

when poo clings to your arse hairs.

'...hey dude i can see a chumnut hanging from your ass man!'

by fluffy ball sacks July 29, 2007

Crumnut

A Peng Warburtons crumpet with Nutella on top which fills the holes in the crumpet meaning it seeps through to the base of the crum

I love a good crumnut

by Crumnut March 26, 2018

Chugnut

V.

To frantically swallow copious amounts of semen, often from multiple cocks.

Monti loves to Chugnut.

by Imbackbitch September 18, 2006

Chugnut

v.
To fervently swallow copious amounts of semen, often from multiple cocks.

Monti loves to chugnut.

by Montilicious December 10, 2003

chubnuts

the little balls of toilet paper and shit that get wound up in your ass hairs.

He liked the cheaper toilet paper. It wasn't as soft, but it didn't leave chubnuts.

by but... August 10, 2004

chudnuts

Little balls of poop that get stuck in your ass hair. You might pull them out and hide them in amusing places, i.e. behind your mate's ear.

I got some serious chudnuts after i took that crap last night, dude!

by The Poofinder General January 19, 2006

chutnut

A person or people who have allergies with food.

If you are born with allergies you are a chutnut.

by stabbybrad May 7, 2013