Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits
by meleva June 15, 2006
by likeyoureallycarexx July 4, 2009
Chuck Norris, you probably heard of him, if not just look up some info about him and then come back here so I can tell you some other info. Done? Ok here I go....
He was all mighty and powerful and killed whoever said something bad about him until some guys decided to put him into a deathbattle with another really strong dude called Sega, then they starts fighting, manage to break away from our universe and now since he is gone people became allowed to start shitting on him without consequences, so they did. He is now considered overrated an a failure even though he just happens to be fighting right now and is gone from our reality
He was all mighty and powerful and killed whoever said something bad about him until some guys decided to put him into a deathbattle with another really strong dude called Sega, then they starts fighting, manage to break away from our universe and now since he is gone people became allowed to start shitting on him without consequences, so they did. He is now considered overrated an a failure even though he just happens to be fighting right now and is gone from our reality
Person 1: Dude have you seen that death battle with Chuck Norris and Sega what ever his name is?
Person 2: ye, when do you think it will end?
Person 1: I think time became irrelevant....
Person 2: true that Sega guy is pretty tough
Person 2: ye, when do you think it will end?
Person 1: I think time became irrelevant....
Person 2: true that Sega guy is pretty tough
by A complete joke February 11, 2017
by l00l 23 January 26, 2017
The greatest kickboxer the world has every known.
Chuck Norris is not a force of nature; nature is a force of Chuck Norris.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
There can be only 1 Chuck Norris, and then he will
roundhouse kick you in the face, smartass.
Chuck Norris is not a force of nature; nature is a force of Chuck Norris.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
There can be only 1 Chuck Norris, and then he will
roundhouse kick you in the face, smartass.
Hail to Chuck Norris or be dispatched.
by QuantumZ September 27, 2006
A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could supply the world with energy for the next 2.53 billion years. However, due to the level of danger involved in trying to harness this immense source of energy, scientists have resorted to a safer avenue of research; trying to control the kaboom from thermonuclear weapons. It is also suggested a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick may hold the key to incredible new breakthroughs in propulsion technology.
The Mars Lander did not actually crash on Mars because of a programming mistake... The transporter carrying the lander to the launch site cut Chuck Norris off and he roundhouse kicked the lander *into* Mars. NASA officials are attempting to understand this new form of propulsion. So far there have been no survivors from this dangerous research. NASA is accepting applications at this time.
by Launchpad McQuack April 24, 2006