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chubby muff

Swollen or fat vagina. Usually used as an insult.
chubby muff by Woshambo January 17, 2017
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Chubby Muffin 

fat chicks ya know?
I had a buddy that was a good team player out at bars and parties, but he was always vocal about wanting nothing to do with "The Chubby Muffins"
Chubby Muffin by drakian January 13, 2010

Chubby Muffin 

A really fucking fat piece of shit who eats to much and should die of cancer. Usually has no neck and looks like a Thumb Thumb from Spy Kids.
NORMAL KID: Oi Chubby Muffin, Kill yourself you fat cunt, you eat to much and you should die you diabetes fucking prick cunt.
Chubby Muffin: I'm fat so i should die.
Chubby Muffin by PusyySLAYRR July 31, 2018

chubby thigh ear muffs 

When a guy is going down on a girl and she clamps her chubby thighs together,squeezing his head and sealing his ears off leaving him virtually deaf,temporarily.
I can't hear shit when the wife gives me the chubby thigh ear muffs,
chubby thigh ear muffs by wolfbait51 November 14, 2011

cubby muffin 

The cutest and most adorable puppy ever to be born a human. Also a delicious treat that can be eaten taw
I need to find me a cubby muffin to cuddle, STAT
cubby muffin by El gemelo October 7, 2013

Chubbamuffin

a nice way to say someone is fat or a fatty
A:hey whatcha eating
B: dude im working on my third big mac
A:what of the week?
B: no of the day!
A:wow what a chubbamuffin
or
A:i dont feel so good man
B:why? you ok man
A: i dont know man i was feeling like a chubbamuffin and a gallon of ice cream.
Chubbamuffin by C-dizzle nizzle December 7, 2009
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