chubby thigh ear muffs

When a guy is going down on a girl and she clamps her chubby thighs together,squeezing his head and sealing his ears off leaving him virtually deaf,temporarily.

I can't hear shit when the wife gives me the chubby thigh ear muffs,

by wolfbait51 June 02, 2011

chubby muff

Swollen or fat vagina. Usually used as an insult.

"Oi, chubby muff!"

by Woshambo January 18, 2017