Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome is an affliction given to any
person, male or female, normally around puberty, adulthood, and even in old age.
The telltale signs of Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome, or CMS, is very clear. The afflicted person
may seem fidgety at points, and express their sexual fantasies.
Then comes the time when they masturbate. A lot.
We're talking 3 to 9 times a day.
This will happen at
random times, and can pop up at any time.
They'll look at the most depraved
porn just to get off.
This is a condition affecting many, and there is no known cure.
"Hey dude, are you feeling
okay?"
"Man, I got a bad case of CMS."
"
Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome? I'll get the tissue
paper."