chop suey

to jerk off a man with chop sticks, then at the finish penetrate his pisshole with a chop stick, and break it off inside his dick!

john loved the idea of a final finish chop suey, untill that crazy bitch broke it off up in him!

by sparco May 05, 2005

chop suey

chop suey being an asian food is also to be suggested as a term for asians themselves. Probably taken as an insult if an asian was called one.

"omg fred did you go the dance club in the city on friday night?"
"yeah"
"Did you see all the chop suey's there?!"

by Rosemary March 30, 2005

chop suey!

A song by the band system of a down. it was originally going to be named suicide but was change the chop suey as in "suey"cide. It was declared inappropriate to be played on the radio after the 9/11 tragedy

... i don't think you trust in my self righteous suicide... - chop suey!

by 7acob May 19, 2010

Chop Suey

A cheap Canto-Chinese American dish widely sold in US, consists of stir fried bok choy seasoned with oyster sauce and other left over meats or vegetables. Is refered to as cheap and widely available MAK-90's sold in the US before the Clinton ban.

AK-47 assault rifle, or Chinese MAK-90 variants, a slang originated in California/Bay area for chinese made Kalashnikovs. Can be Norinco and Polytech AK's.

Chinese made SKS rifle, usually modified to load AK magazines or drums.

I grab my chop suey and unload the 30 round banana.

He popped the trunk and delivered the chop suey to the customer.

by TEH YEH December 02, 2005

Chop Suey

The act of placing someone's face against your ass and ripping a filthy dirty fart.

"Are you practicing karate son?"
"Yeah dad"
"You wanna learn chop suey son?"
"What's that?"
*places head against rear and passes gas*

by Pillarsofdrear December 24, 2020

Chop Suey

The only song most people who say they listen to System of a Down have probably heard.

Jay: You listen to System of a Down
Mark: Fuck yeah, Chop Suey kicks ass!
Jay: Know any other songs by them?
Mark: ...
Jay: Dumbass

by Slither March 14, 2005

Chop suey

At term for Chinese mob assassinations in Chinatown. Can be used for any Chinese mob assassination though.

My god ! They just made chop suey out of Henry!

by Yourmatedowntheroad November 12, 2015