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chonticha

An adorable and outgoing young woman. Fairly short, with fair skin, but absolutely beautiful even without makeup. Innocent on the surface but secretly holds back deep romantic desires and fantasies. Cannot help but tease others, especially her romantic partner. Any romantic internet challenges will be attempted on a Chonticha's boyfriend. Despite their internal fantasies they are still easily embarrassed and blush frequently.
My girlfriend is a chonticha, and she is so adorable!!! 🥰😍
by Itsnotxula June 12, 2024
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choncharella

a person who is a pussy, or chonch, to the point of being the princess of chonches; a major douche
Ok, choncharella, get over yourself.
by briant420 March 24, 2009
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Chontina

Usually a female name. The keeper of the name tends to love drama, is short, and... homely. (Psst, ugly is mean word. But yeah, basically) When walking, he/she takes on the figure of an ogre. Will do anything to get what she wants - this includes neglecting to go to a dentist. Has a cracked tooth. Two faced, whichever kind of face you want on either side. (he/she will morph their faces to fit your needs) Has shaggy hair. Not very awesome or bright. Obsessed with Pokemon and Japanese culture in a freakish manner. If home alone, like a normal person named Chontina, they would masturbate as soon as the door shuts. However, a certain type of Chontina, known as the Vix Fatum Chontina Syndrome, will pin a picture of his/her black "friend" on the wall and stare at it for hours, until said family/friends return to their abode. Chontina is typically white. Wigger, nerd, and/or fag (nawfence) and has Hydrophobia, resulting in the lack of bathing. Smells like kitty poop.
Ex:

Anthony: Wow, do you smell that? Smells like a kitty just pooped on Mrs. LuLu's wall.

Charlie: Naw, she's hydrophobic.

Anthony: Who? I just said the room smells like shit, whatsit you're talking about?

Charlie: I'm talking about that Chontina there. She's hydrophobic.

Anthony: Oh, I see. Well, whatever. My sinus' are burning.
by Hahafooledyou April 4, 2010
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chotchaholic

A person addicted to "chotches"; a person addicted to being a chotch: acting, dressing, or speaking as a chotch; a compulsive need to be a chotch or surround ones self with chotches; addicted to portraying a "cool" image of themselves to others, or bragging about being friends with a known chotch.
Chotchaholic's are Desperate Wannabee's and chotches in general: an obsessive thought, desire, or action to constantly act, look, or be portrayed as the definition of a chotch.
Addicted to: checking their cell phones, and myspace, as well as scoping out "babes", and bragging to anyone that will listen, about themselves and girls they couldn't get in a million years, the ones who give out the cheesiest pick up lines, and somehow manage to score seemingly "hott" girls until you talk to them and realize that they are the definition of a blonde.
by Rachel Knuehl May 10, 2006
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choncha

Another word for Coochie,Crotch,Vagina,Cunt,etc
Hey Choncha!! "Her Choncha was Go0o0od!"
by Ra tat tat tat April 3, 2005
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chonthicha

hoe who is bad at playing cards and also she's blind. good friend and very smart but stupid. funny. sleeps
chonthicha is wig moment
by dinmammahomosexuell September 9, 2019
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chinkichanga

A term used to describe those of Filipino descent. The word fuses the words chink and Chimichanga (a popular Latin cuisine) to reference an Asian populace uniquely infused with Spanish traditions. The Philippines, named after Phillip II, King of Spain in the late 16th century, was a Spanish colony for several centuries until it was ceded to the Americans in June 12, 1898 after the Spanish American War. They finally gained independence and were recognized as an official republic in July 4, 1946 but have retained many of the latin influences that once dominated the culture - from foods (menudo) traditions (Catholicism) and even language (regalo- gift, basura- garbage, silla-chair).
did you see the ass on that chinkichanga?
by she who knows January 18, 2009
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