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Beef and chons
beef: aggravation between two individuals or groups
chons: shortening of "punch-on"
Beef & chons: a fight due to a bit of anger or tension.......
chons: shortening of "punch-on"
Beef & chons: a fight due to a bit of anger or tension.......
Bloke 1: oi, u, c*nt, whats up your arsehole?
Bloke 2: your face mate.
bystander bloke 1: watch out, we got a badass over here
bystander bloke 2: beef and chons
Bloke 2: your face mate.
bystander bloke 1: watch out, we got a badass over here
bystander bloke 2: beef and chons
Beef and chons by Dr. Awesome guy June 3, 2014
Chon chons
Chon chons by Pootie poot August 2, 2018
chansexual
random ass person: heyy i like you.. can you be my girlfriend??
you: oh im sorry.. im chansexual
random ass person: you what?
you: chansexual..
random ass person: why tf did i like you again?
you: oh im sorry.. im chansexual
random ass person: you what?
you: chansexual..
random ass person: why tf did i like you again?
chansexual by weeknoow_ September 29, 2020
Chens Theorem
"B" being the number of bowls smoked, "P" being the amount of people partaking in aforementioned smoke. Note that all bowls must satisfy MMBP(1) standards.
if "P" is greater than 4:
B is greater than or equal to 1/2(P)
if "P" is less than 4:
B is greater or equal to P
(1) MMBP: Max's Massive Bowl Protocol
if "P" is greater than 4:
B is greater than or equal to 1/2(P)
if "P" is less than 4:
B is greater or equal to P
(1) MMBP: Max's Massive Bowl Protocol
Person 1: "Man im tired, we've smoked too much..."
Person 2, 3, 4 (simultaneously): " We have to keep smoking, we have not satisfied Chens theorem yet!
Person 2, 3, 4 (simultaneously): " We have to keep smoking, we have not satisfied Chens theorem yet!
Chens Theorem by That Classy Kid May 11, 2010
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