chons

To fight, or 'chon-on'
From the term, punch on
pun-ch on- : chons

- She better not, or there'll be chons

by illlllay February 20, 2011

Chons

used as a slang and casual word for fighting/making a scene

‘OMG the two teams are chonning’ ‘that lady and the checkout lady are having chons’ ‘mum and dad are chonning’

by Shirleyy June 27, 2024

Beef and chons

beef: aggravation between two individuals or groups
chons: shortening of "punch-on"
Beef & chons: a fight due to a bit of anger or tension.......

Bloke 1: oi, u, c*nt, whats up your arsehole?
Bloke 2: your face mate.
bystander bloke 1: watch out, we got a badass over here
bystander bloke 2: beef and chons

by Dr. Awesome guy June 3, 2014

Chon chons

Spanish for underwear of any kind especially boxers.

I spilt milk on my pajamas but my chon chons are dry.

by Pootie poot August 2, 2018

CHNOS62

The combination of the chemical compounds viagra is made of. C22H30N6O4S => CHNOS62

Life is hard but your d*ck can be harder. Try Chnos62 now.

by DezerTed December 14, 2021

chansexual

Only Attracted to the best leader BangChan of a kpop group Stray Kids.

random ass person: heyy i like you.. can you be my girlfriend??
you: oh im sorry.. im chansexual
random ass person: you what?
you: chansexual..
random ass person: why tf did i like you again?

by weeknoow_ September 29, 2020

Chens Theorem

"B" being the number of bowls smoked, "P" being the amount of people partaking in aforementioned smoke. Note that all bowls must satisfy MMBP(1) standards.

if "P" is greater than 4:
B is greater than or equal to 1/2(P)

if "P" is less than 4:
B is greater or equal to P

(1) MMBP: Max's Massive Bowl Protocol

Person 1: "Man im tired, we've smoked too much..."
Person 2, 3, 4 (simultaneously): " We have to keep smoking, we have not satisfied Chens theorem yet!

by That Classy Kid May 11, 2010