Chocolateer 

Someone who loves chocolate and loves racing.

Heyo, I'm bouts ta run for chocolate with 15,000 other chocolateers!

Chocolateer by rickirickitickiticki January 17, 2013

Chocolateer 

(n) A homosexual. A man who engages in sexual gratification with the rear end of another man.

Oy mate, I wouldn't go in there if you value your ass, it's full of Chocolateers!

Chocolateer by swineyvee October 8, 2006

Chocolateer 

Someone that is an aficionado in the finer points of chocolate.

My friend JellyB is quite the Chocolateer although her SO sees no difference between Lindt truffles and Cadbury.

Chocolateer by Kevisaurus December 16, 2008

Icing the chocolate cake 

Refers to the German practice of emptying ones' bowels followed immediately by, and prior to flushing, an ejaculation onto said excrement.

The friend was late to the party because he was at home 'icing the chocolate cake'.

Icing the chocolate cake by DuffRD September 29, 2010

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker 

To deeply fist an ass hole

I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks

An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.

If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...

Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks by Mjolnir12982 October 19, 2016

Chocolate squall 

The absolute torrential evacuation of the bowels, literally causing the water and liquid shit in the toilet to circle with gale force speeds, causing utter destruction to everything in the bathroom.

Dave unleashed a chocolate squall in the upstairs bathroom, causing our can ceiling lights to rain shit for a week.

Chocolate squall by Mad Mick! September 7, 2016