Chocolate-covered Pretzel 

Sticking your hand down your pants and wiping on your ass. The offending hand is then used to handle a victim's goods and/or to shake their hand.

Offender: There's that guy I hate...
Friend: What you gonna do?
Offender: Offer him a chocolate-covered pretzel!

(Offender wipes his hand on his brown eye)

Victim: Hi, how are you?
Offender: Fine thanks, you?

(They shake hands, mission accomplished)

Chocolate-covered Pretzel by n3ptun0x May 30, 2006

chocolate covered pretzel 

When somebody sticks there hand up there sweaty ass and shakes your hand. Its mostly called chocolate covered pretzel because of the movie Mallrats and because a character does it and gives someone chocolate covered pretzels as food.

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

chocolate covered pretzel by Pavelski8 March 30, 2009

Chocolate Covered Pretzel 

When someone wipes there ass with their hands and then handles a chocolate covered pretzel.

Would anyone like a chocolate covered pretzel.

Chocolate Covered Pretzel by longranger August 28, 2003

Chocolate covered pretzel 

When a girl has to take a shit and you have anal

Bro did u here about that girl that chocolate covered pretzeled ,it was nasty she put it on the hub

Chocolate covered pretzel by Salty Jews February 16, 2018

chocolate covered pretzel 

When a man is finished having anal sex with his partner, and the partner then proceeds to perform fellatio, thus having themself a nice chocolate treat.

Afterwards, the partner may even enjoy a salty snack to go with it.

Monica, did you enjoy the chocolate covered pretzel?

chocolate covered pretzel by DwarZZ October 5, 2005

chocolate covered pretzel 

A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.

She's so sweet and salty at the same time. She'said just like a chocolate covered pretzel.

chocolate covered pretzel by Chocolate Covered Pretzel April 17, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020