chocolate tampon 

Inserting a tampon, prefferably a SUPER or MAXI into a males or females anus. Thus leaving a brown " Chocolate " coating on the tampon. Once removed & " Coated " you must project the tampon at an enemy or someone strongly disliked.

My best buddy was nailing my girlfriend, so I hit him with a Chocolate Tampon.

chocolate tampon by Richard Goezinya January 6, 2007

chocolate tampon 

A phallic reference that a black guy uses when he
is tryin to fuck and the girl says she is on her period

You're on the rag? It's all good girl, I got this chocolate tampon that will make it all better. It tastes good too...

chocolate tampon by Brotha B December 11, 2008

Chocolate tampon 

A completely useless item or person

The new apprentice is as much use as a chocolate tampon

Chocolate tampon by Snoopmog October 9, 2022