Chocolate Fish 

To sit on top of a girl's lap while holding her vagina open widely, then you proceed to take a large shit in it.

Caroline: Hey max what was it I asked you to do to me last night?

Max: Oh, you just asked me to chocolate fish you as much as I could.

Caroline: Oh yeah, sorry I forgot.

Chocolate Fish by MDUBS11 November 24, 2009

Chocolate Fish Bomb 

When you're going down on a chick with a very smelly vagina and she has explosive diarrhea all over your face.

Dude, I was fucking this chick when she had a fucking chocolate fish bomb.

Chocolate Fish Bomb by currybomb July 29, 2010

Chocolate Fish Bomb 

A Chocolate Fish Bomb is what happens when you're eating out a chick with a smelly vagina and she blows diarrhea all over your face.

Enticed by the seductive nature of her sweaty quarfs, Waldo followed his nose and heart until his face was planted firmly inbetween the prostititute's hairy manlegs, and shortly thereafter, a vicious Chocolate Fish Bomb would land him in the ICU.

Chocolate Fish Bomb by Brian Quarfkin October 18, 2009

Chocolate Fish Kiss 

When a male is sitting at the toilet and a piece of floating poo touches his member.

Randy: "I was in the bathroom when I heard Chuck scream in the next stall"

Brodingus: "That's wild, bro, do you know what happened?"

Randy: "Yeah, I think his dick got a Chocolate Fish Kiss."

Chocolate Fish Kiss by Brodingus IIV February 24, 2021

Chocolate Star-Fish 

It often times reffers to the butt-hole. Its shape and color resembles what you would expect to see in a star-fish covered in chocolate. This word originated back in 1847 by a scooba-diver. You could use this word in a work safe manner and it will not occure to anybody that you are being a total Ass Hole.

"Hey, Fredrick... Remember when you ran into my car last week? Yeah, well, after work tonight, I was thinking of maybe shoving a grown man's elbow in your chocolate Star-Fish©"

Chocolate Star-Fish by Platinum Romeo November 15, 2006

chocolate star fish 

the arse hole

I had acurry last night & now my "chocolate star fish" is on fire.

chocolate star fish by Kelly August 11, 2003

chocolate star-fish 

Is a gay euphemistic innuendo to refer to an anus. Usually used in a context where one would like to rim someone. It's metaphorical to the orifice of the human rectum that looks like a star-fish and is darker in color than the rest of the skin.

So, me and David fooled around last night, it wasn't long before I ate his chocolate star-fish... Yum!

chocolate star-fish by TheZooofRekt July 3, 2014