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chocolate chip muffin 

Jesus in your mouth
Leah: "Is that Jesus in your mouth?"
Thomas: "Yeah...no homo"
chocolate chip muffin*
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Chocolate chip muffin 

The sexual act done by placing ones feces under the stomach of a woman with a muffin-top
"I took one for the team and gave that stacy chick a chocolate chip muffin."

chocolate chip muffin 

The act of having jesus in your mouth while infested a solid substance (chocolate chip muffin)
Leah: "Is that a chocolate chip muffin?"
Thomas: "No, it's Jesus in your mouth.....no homo"

white and milk chocolate chip muffin 

nick: a particular person who may resemble or taste like a white and milk chocolate chip muffin. who is as cute as one and if science would allow become one permantly :)
nick is my amazing white and milk chocolate chip muffin

Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin 

The most amazing muffin in the world, only sold at Great Harvest!
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM this Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin is AMAZING! you should TRY it!
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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