chocolate chip muffin 

Jesus in your mouth

Leah: "Is that Jesus in your mouth?"
Thomas: "Yeah...no homo"
chocolate chip muffin*

chocolate chip muffin by BadaBadaBingBangBang October 21, 2011

Chocolate chip muffin 

The sexual act done by placing ones feces under the stomach of a woman with a muffin-top

"I took one for the team and gave that stacy chick a chocolate chip muffin."

Chocolate chip muffin by hellsdrummerboy October 22, 2011

chocolate chip muffin 

The act of having jesus in your mouth while infested a solid substance (chocolate chip muffin)

Leah: "Is that a chocolate chip muffin?"
Thomas: "No, it's Jesus in your mouth.....no homo"

chocolate chip muffin by BadaBadaBingBangBang October 21, 2011

white and milk chocolate chip muffin 

nick: a particular person who may resemble or taste like a white and milk chocolate chip muffin. who is as cute as one and if science would allow become one permantly :)

nick is my amazing white and milk chocolate chip muffin

white and milk chocolate chip muffin by sarahshutup January 22, 2008

Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin 

The most amazing muffin in the world, only sold at Great Harvest!

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM this Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin is AMAZING! you should TRY it!

Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin by Omny NomNomom February 11, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019