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Chocolate chip muffin 

The sexual act done by placing ones feces under the stomach of a woman with a muffin-top
"I took one for the team and gave that stacy chick a chocolate chip muffin."

chocolate chip muffin 

The act of having jesus in your mouth while infested a solid substance (chocolate chip muffin)
Leah: "Is that a chocolate chip muffin?"
Thomas: "No, it's Jesus in your mouth.....no homo"

white and milk chocolate chip muffin 

nick: a particular person who may resemble or taste like a white and milk chocolate chip muffin. who is as cute as one and if science would allow become one permantly :)
nick is my amazing white and milk chocolate chip muffin

Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin 

The most amazing muffin in the world, only sold at Great Harvest!
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM this Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin is AMAZING! you should TRY it!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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