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chinese water torture 

A type of Chinese torture, involving...uh...water. There were actually four main methods of torture:

1) A steady drip of water to the head which turned the victim insane.
2) The victim is placed on a rack horizontally above quickly-growing bamboo shoots, which are watered. The shoots peirce the victim, resulting in a slow and painful death.
3) The victim is force-fed bamboo shoots and water until he cannot take in any more. The bamboo grows inside the victim, until it protrudes from the skin.
4) The victim is force-fed water until he drowns internally.
Chinese Water Torture is a very undignified way to go...
chinese water torture by Oni-91 November 13, 2007

Chinese Water Torture 

While a girl is giving you oral, you shove your penis down her throat and pour a glass of water down it.
I gave my girl the Chinese Water Torture and she hasnt spoke to me since.
Chinese Water Torture by Anoos Kamiba September 14, 2007

chinese water torture 

The act of doing a girl from behind in a bathroom while dipping her head in and out of the toilet bowl
eg.1) "that girl won't die of dehydration now that I've given her the chinese water torture"

eg. 2) guy #1 "something smells like toilet water!" guy #2 "yeah, i just gave megan the chinese water torture!"

Chinese Water Torture 

When two guys stick their dicks into a Chinese finger trap. The ensuring stimulation makes pre cum leak out edging them but they are unable to cum.
I heard Jack and Max were caught doing Chinese Water torture.

chinese waiter torture 

When you know exactly what you want on the menu but your server doesn't speak any english.
You: "Beef with black bean sauce!"

Waiter: ...?

You: Argh! Chinese waiter torture!
chinese waiter torture by adamo42 October 23, 2011
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