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chillissimo 

1. (Adj.) The state of being extremely chill, as an American, anywhere in Italy. Ironically without “correct” pronunciation; awkward for both Italian or English native speakers.

2. (subdef.) specifically re: chill things that are also subjectively not chill, yet in assertion of their chill-ness in the face of someone else’s judgement there against.
>> rides up and down funiculara

Chillissimo

>> climbs via ferrata
Chillissimo

>> drinks aperol on beach in Sicily at the wrong bar surrounded by guys in suits

Chillissimo

>> Conan O’Brien shouting “tagliatelle” at strangers on the street as Jordan Schlansky tells him stop doing that, it’s offensive
Chillissimo (for Conan)
Not chillissimo (for Schlansky.)

>> some random Brit (neither American nor chill) vandalizes Roman archaeology

Not chillissimo

>> I’m chillin hard
Sto chillissimo

>> we’re chillin hard
Stiamo chillissimo

>> takes espresso shot like tequila
Zero chillissimo
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chillision 

chillision:
1: An event which may compromise the present state of chillin resulting in a very mild inconvenience and slight discomfort

2: When a bro's hand accidentally touches your hand in mid-swing while walking
1: <steve> 'dude my parents are calling but i wanna hit the b0ng'
<sam> 'shit son, major chillision right there'

2: <sam> 'dude.. i think our hands just touched!?'
<steve> 'get the fuck away from me dude, thats a serious chillision!'
chillision by smkn rydy May 12, 2008
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chilliscious 

cool, refreshing and delicious; an adjective to describe anything cool in temperature and pleasing to the palate; may also be used to describe anything relaxing or appealing to the mind or the physical body. Also may be used to describe a noun that causes relaxation or contentment to the mind or physical body.
The wine that the waiter suggested was absolutely chilliscious.
My day off from work was unexpectedly chilliscious.
chilliscious by wordtailoress April 12, 2010