The politically correct form of bastard in its
original sense of an illegitimate offspring. The two words are often joined together for the phrase "bastard love child", a
common setup of humorous analogies.
1. Gary and Sue had a love child, but they still
haven't gotten married or even moved in together.
2.
Dr.
Pepper is the Bastard Love Child of Coke and Root Beer, and I will die by those words.