The politically correct form of bastard in its original sense of an illegitimate
offspring. The two words are often joined together for the phrase "bastard love
child", a
common setup of humorous analogies.
1. Gary and Sue had a love
child, but they still haven't gotten married or even moved in together.
2. Dr. Pepper is the Bastard Love
Child of Coke and Root Beer, and I
will die by those words.