The man, The myth, The legend. The man who created it all “Chicken leg bis” he says while eating a chicken leg piece. You know you can’t just sit there and not tear up
Chicken leg piece...MMMMMM Chicken leg piece is very good. It’s luscious soft warm chewy taste will thrill ur mouth up though!
Me: I’m so excited! I think the waiter is coming this way to give me my chicken leg bis!
Waiter: (draws nearer)
Me: (⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)
Me: wait what Wait is that-
Waiter: (draws even nearer)
Me: wait wait wait CHICKEN MARSALA?????
Me: I WANNA CHICKEN LEG BIS
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