chicken H 

nobody knows what the actual hell chicken H is, it was created by a toddler with a spoon and veggietales addiction,figure it out for yourselves for the next 7 years you'll never figure it out

bitch

"chicken H!!"

"honey..moms not at home again"

chicken H by clownie cal July 11, 2022

Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket 

Very random display of disgust or surpise. Also used to emphasize a point being made, or to just humor your friends. First uttered by a by a dick football coach from a small town in Kansas.

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!!! That was the shittiest block I've ever seen.
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."

Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket by Brian Ball April 25, 2006

chicken hatch 

The act of poking the head of a flaccid penis down into the skin around it and while holding that position, grabbing the skin of the scrotum and pulling it up over the spring-loaded tucked penis head. The finished product will look like a shiny egg-of-skin. (if hairless) Then, when you let go... yell “Bwak Bwak, Chicken Hatch!” And watch the penis slowly spring forth from its “egg” as if being hatched.

We used to do this as pre-pubescent children! Loads of fun! hahaha
This may only work for "growers" , not "show-ers"

chicken hatch

chicken hatch by Hatchman April 26, 2014

giant half chicken half squirrel 

The giant half chicken half squirrel steals either teeth or money from children as they sleep in order to build some kind of giant nest for its' genetically superior and potentially dangerous offspring.
It is also known that this creature would also have atleast a mild understanding of algebra.
The half chicken half squirrel would most likely be about three to four and a half feet tall.
His large beak is probably detachable and works as a floatation device.

chicken, squirrel

giant half chicken half squirrel by grant February 29, 2004

ultimate rubber chicken hair 

occurs when one plays the p.e. class game, like ultimate frisbee or something of that nature, but instead of playing with a ball, you play with a rubber chicken, it is the kind of hair you have when you play a really intense game of ultimate rubber chicken.

not everyone plays hard enough to get true ultimate rubber chicken hair, so make sure you work hard, play hard and remember to keep score!(this will help you get that ultimate rubber chicken hair i know you've been wanting)

After 2B p.e. class, the three girls who gave their all on the court had a bad case of ultimate rubber chicken hair.

ultimate rubber chicken hair by asdkfjal;sdkfjkl April 23, 2009

does a chicken have lips? 

an off-hand method of answering in the affirmative, although most consider it to be confusing and idiotic because a chicken does not, in fact, have lips, and therefore its usage should be avoided.

ryan: hey bruh, you wanna get pizza?
emma: does a chicken have lips?
ryan: no, message received.

emma: no, idiot, it means yes.

ryan: that’s confusing.

emma: i know.

does a chicken have lips? by thegreatgreenarkleseizure December 12, 2021

Chicken Huntin

Juggalo term for a killing a redneck.

Whos going chicken huntin'?
"We's going chicken huntin!"

"Went to kentucky, i got lucky,
Met this hogcallin' bitch named blocky.
Ridin' on a chicken, milkin' a sow.
Hittin' switches in a drop-top, low-ride tractor. wow.
Red neck fella, moon-shine sella,
Hangin' by his neck bone. chicken bone's locked in the cella',
Yella' bellied chicken plucka'. you red neck fucka!"

Chicken Huntin by Korena July 26, 2006