Cheet

The orange dust that coats your fingers and lips after eating Cheetos. This is why you shouldn't eat Cheetos in public unless you have a wet-nap handy.

"I know you've been eating my Cheetos again - You've got Cheet all over your clothes!"

by SnaggPDX December 8, 2004

Cheet

The orange, cheesy crud that gets stuck to your fingers after eating cheetos, cheesy puffs, or any crunchy cheesy snack.

Ben: Hey you want some of these cheetos?
Josh: No way dood, I don't want to get any cheet on the remote.

by Wa11sagna April 23, 2010

Cheet

One who is a cheety lil reggin mick

i.e. Paul's team was awesome because the son of a bitch was a lil cheety lil mick cheeting prix cheet!!!!

by Fadilly August 30, 2006

Cheets

Slang for Cheetos. Or Hot Cheetos. Or Super Hot Cheetos. When you're too lazy to use two syllables.

Sondra: I had too many Cheets last night with all that bacardi.
Me: Man I bet puking that up was gross.
Sondra: Yep.

by orangepaper March 5, 2009

cheets

Slanderous name, to be one who engages in homosexual masterbation and/or oral sex.

god you're such a cheets!

by jayseven September 15, 2003

Cheet-I

The singular definition of Cheetos in a bowl after dropping a tab of acid

Yo Pass the cheet-I !
I had cheet-I for lunch today.
Look at how much Cheet-I are left?

Can I have some cheet-I?

by Incelpapi January 1, 2020

Cheet Epp

"Shut up" in a ridiculous manner. Usually telling someone who has said something idiotic, and therefore matching their
idiocy with "Cheet Epp!"

Sometimes said numerous times getting louder and louder and more and more annoying/ridiculous. Thus warning the victim to stop their banter and get a brain.

Idiot Girl 1: OMG Garlic Aioli is like, MY LIFE. I couldn't live without it. It's actually my life!
Logical Bystander: CHEET EPP!!!

by PurpleDrankProductions April 15, 2009