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1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.

2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.
1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!

jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!
by David September 27, 2007
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The Greatest MUTHAFUCKIN THING ever invented

its an orgi of the taste buds.

an explosion of flavors.
Hey Andrew this cheesy gordita crunch is delicious i might jizz in my pants.
by Renob69 January 17, 2010
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The cheesy gordita crunch is, by a wide margin, the best product taco bell USED TO produce. Now, however, when I go to taco bell and ask for one they tell me they no longer "have" it. Even though I see crunchy tacos and gorditas on the menu... and therefore they do have all the ingredients to make one they just refuse. Screw taco bell until I can have my cheesy gordita crunch i'm boycotting... Please join me. This reminds me of the new coke fiasco... don't keep something from me I like or I will stop eating at your restaurant all together. Taco Bell = FAIL
Please let me have a Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
by Mackslovescheesygorditacrunch September 25, 2010
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