cheese on rice 

1. A cleanlier alternative to saying "Jesus Christ!"
2. Probably deee-licious.

1.
Guy 1: "There's some kind of orgy going on outside in the intersection!"
Guy 2: "Jesus Christ!"
Guy 1: "Hey, don't use the Lord's name in vain, fucker!"
Guy 2: "Sorry. 'Cheese on rice!'"

2.
Girl 1: "Whoa, that looks deee-licious. What is it?"
Girl 2: "Cheese on rice! Hey... is that an orgy outside?"

cheese on rice by Mr Whale Jr November 24, 2005

Cheese on a stick, Rice on my dick

A phrase because it jingles.

Cheese on a stick, Rice on my dick

Cheese on a stick, Rice on my dick by TheSeger February 4, 2021