When your girl is laying down and you reverse tea bag her, you leave a Dirty Cheerio on her forehead.
Apparently I didn't wipe good enough, because when I tea bagged my girl I left a Dirty Cheerio on her forehead.
by Fart_Master7 March 25, 2009
Name for a mandated break that is unnecessary and most likely not wanted by workers. Famously started when one construction worker who was packed only Cheerios for lunch by his wife exclaimed that he "Didn't want to eat his fucking cheerios right now."
by Crazy Justin November 5, 2013
a term in the gay community (not widely used as I invented it myself). It refers to a fellow with a very small, round, and tight "he-hole".
He's a virgin! He's just GOTTA be a cheerio boy! ... .. unlike YOUR slutty, stretched out dried out ol' ass!
by masochistmonkeyjoe January 15, 2007
A phrase that is used to describe the texture and visual appearance of
an anus in relationship to the common cereal.
an anus in relationship to the common cereal.
I asked her how she liked it. She said, "I like it when you roll
your tongue over my rubber cheerio".
your tongue over my rubber cheerio".
by Turbm April 26, 2017
A cheerio is a term given to a woman's vagina that is so tight it feels like having intercourse with, you guessed it, a cheerio. Platinum status occurs when said cheerio is able to bounce back to its original tightness regardless of how much intercourse it has received. After having said intercourse you as a male have now been ruined for all other vaginas and no other could possible compare.
Dick; Damn Jane, you must do a ton of kegals?!
Jane; Not really, I have a cheerio!
Dick; Well, we've been at it for three hours and it hasn't loosened up. Your cheerio is so good its a platinum cheerio.
Jane; Not really, I have a cheerio!
Dick; Well, we've been at it for three hours and it hasn't loosened up. Your cheerio is so good its a platinum cheerio.
by Vasshole 1 July 18, 2011
by StingyZ July 22, 2006
by seven6ty4 April 15, 2010