Cheek's Law

A derivative of Murphy's Law, but a thousand times worse. The problem that goes wrong will go wrong to the fullest extent.

Guy 1: I just had sex, but she turn turned out to be my cousin and she was born a guy.

Guy 2: That's Cheek's Law at work.

Cheek's Law by Rebel1269 March 20, 2016

Thatcher’s Cheek 

A Nailsea cheek that has been gaped for a deep fucking by men of all shapes and sizes

“Oh I see you’ve got a smile, have you been in thatchers cheek today”

“Arghhh my balls are drained, I’ve been to Thatcher’s cheek today”

Thatcher’s Cheek by Bigmanotfromnailsea April 8, 2021

cheek buster(s) 

The act of putting one's penis into the mouth of a woman and stretching her mouth cheek so that you can see the outline of the penis within the cheek. If done repeatedly, could be called "cheek-fucking".

"Yo! I did a cheek buster(s) on her last night and spewed it onto her face...."

cheek buster(s) by Carpal Tunnel October 11, 2006

cheek buster(s) 

A cheek buster is when you blow up your cheeks whilst biting down on your lips. Blowing them up and blowing them up as much as you can makes it a cheek buster. To the max!

I'll get you good you pesky ant! *cheek buster*

cheek buster(s) by Rob McLean April 1, 2005

That's a cheek!

A response to cheeky/sarcastic remarks or behaviour by others. Usually used in jest.

*John looks at the F symbol on his physics paper in horror*
His friend nudges him and says, "All that hard work really paying off hey?"
John replies, "That's a cheek!"

That's a cheek! by TADPOOL October 5, 2016

Darren's left cheek 

Darren's left cheek is an attention-seeking edgelord that is emo

Jack: Man, I hate life, I want to be edgy and cool
Lucas: You sound like Darren's left cheek rn

Darren's left cheek by kaden's daddy June 20, 2022

it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek 

A line spoken by impa from the legend of Zelda breath of the wild. Not much to say here.

Link: Where is your birthmark

Paya: U-Uhhh

Impa: it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek

it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek by Mistyman6 March 28, 2023