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Check the Left 

(phrase) To look at the left hand of a person of interest or a person seemingly interested in you to assess if a wedding/engagement ring is present for information gathering. Hopefully this information will influence a person's decision, but in the situation it doesn't at least one has an idea what they are getting into.
A, "Dude she's super hot, why don't you go for it?"
B, "Bro, check the left, that rock is huge."
A, "So, she totally wants to take you home!!!"
B, "Tonight I think I'm gonna do the right thing and say no."
B, "btw, I've been down that road and it blows goat nuts."
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The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border 

The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border
The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border

The left cheek sneak 

When you lift your left cheek and slowly, and quietly pass gas
When Tom was in a meeting he preformed the left cheek sneak and no one knew that he even farted
The left cheek sneak by OkBoomer69 November 4, 2019

it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek 

A line spoken by impa from the legend of Zelda breath of the wild. Not much to say here.
Link: Where is your birthmark

Paya: U-Uhhh

Impa: it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek