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chair plant

a fail involving a chair

1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant
1- boy 1- "god this class is soo boring" (leams back while

yawning)

*chair collapses

boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"

2- boy 1- "i need a rest"

*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the

ground

"aww man, i just chair planted"

3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"

*walks over but trips on chair leg

"owww, damnit my nose"
by thespirit June 30, 2009
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Chairplant

The act of farting ass particles into a couch or fabric covered chair that retains the stench of such rectum disfunction for a prolonged period of time.
Gary chairplanted an ungodly smell in that couch. I would not sit there!
by Shnabby September 2, 2023
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chairplanestethia

When they put you on an airplane and give you anesthesia so you don't have to listen to fucking babies crying for the whole goddamn flight.
Chairplanestethia
See nothing. Say nothing. ™
by The eleventh nun April 17, 2022
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