chaid

A penis with no head.

When your ex-girlfriend get's mad at you, and chops off the only part of your penis that's worth having.

"YOU CHEATED ON ME! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A CHAID"

by G+AYAEGKASFG January 4, 2008

Chaids

Bastardisation of the two words Chess and AIDS. Used to describe an absolutely hopeless chessplayer.
I played a guy called Malcolm at the chess club last night and thrased him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids

I played a guy called Malcolm at the chess club last night and thrashed him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids

by JC1976 February 6, 2007

Chaids

chaids, also known as chav aids

"omg that chav caught chaids"

by Rhys Baylis May 9, 2008

Chaids

skin diseases and sickness's gained through working out.

After I finished working out my Chaids flared up again.

by man a mal July 25, 2009

CHAIDS

Cheese AIDS

"I better stop easting all these Polly-O Cheese Sticks before I end up with CHAIDS"

by Lou_Dogg June 26, 2019

Chaids

chaids, also known as chav aids

"omg that chav caught chaids"

by Rhys Baylis May 10, 2008

Chaids

Aids of the chin.

I think I have chaids.
Clean up your face, it looks like you have chaids.

by mrblister March 17, 2009