cell phone snobbery 

A flip phone? Seriously? Did the welfare check not come in

Kyle is displaying cell phone snobbery in this conversation:
"Jackie, your phone sent me that message like 4 times"

"Sorry Kyle, your phone sends me duplicates pretty frequently though too"

"It's totally your phone, Jackie. It only happens with you. Your phone is totally ghetto. Do you drink your OE while talking on it?"
"Kyle, your cell phone snobbery makes me so angry i could bite you."Kyle, your cell phone snobbery makes me so angry i could bite you.

cell phone snobbery by Jackie826 January 15, 2011

cell phone snobbery 

An extension of the total technology snob, an elitist cell phone owner who engages in conversation to poke fun or put other, less fortunate (or less technologically advanced) cell phone owners down. This is someone who frowns upon conventional cell phones and requires a smart phone as a part of their daily life. This is your friend who would rather commit harry carey rather than be seen talking on a flip phone (or heaven forbid, a pay phone).

Cell phone snobbery may include, "Did you see that mall skank talking on her motorola razor? She totally works at Walmart" or "that blackberry is soooo 2009, what are you? an accountant?"

cell phone snobbery by jackieo826 January 17, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016