Ceiling Catist's

People or person who truly believes that the internet meme "Ceiling cat" is a true god.

John: Hi my name is John but my friends call me Jesus.
Daniel: Cut it out. I believe in Ceiling Cat he came to me in a dream. So now me and Barrack Obama are Ceiling Catist's
John: When you say it! Your beliefs sound much more likely than mine. Where do i sign up?

Ceiling Catist's by Ceilingcat's desiple January 8, 2010

painting daddy's ceiling

When a man removes his trousers and a woman lays on the floor. The said man will rest his pubicle sack upon the forehead of the female, gooch hovered over mouth. The female will then proceed to put condiments of different colors into her mouth, and then lick the gooch of the male. The woman will create a colorful masterpiece that would put Michaelangelo to shame.

Today in painting 201 we will be painting daddy's ceiling, pair up and males remove their pants, ladies assume the position.

painting daddy's ceiling by Constible Dankington April 29, 2009

So how's that dust on the ceiling? 

A phrase to change an awkward subject, break an awkward silence, or just confuse your friends.

Boyfriend: ...
Daughter: ...
Father: ...
Boyfriend: "So how's that dust on the ceiling?"

So how's that dust on the ceiling? by MyLifeIsAwkward September 30, 2010

ceiling support lounge 

The PG13 name for a strip club.

Nathan: Hey Bob you want to head over to the ceiling support lounge* after work?
Bob: Do you mean the strip club?
Nathan: Keep your voice down you moron! We don't want the 11 and 12 year-olds to hear us!
Bob: Oh yeah, sorry.

**hint, hint, nudge, nudge

ceiling support lounge by phantonrider636 April 12, 2021

ceiling scrapers 

A woman's very long legs. If she has sex while laying on her back on a bed, her legs may scrap the ceiling.

"Damn, did you check out the ceiling scrapers on that beach volleyball player?"

ceiling scrapers by big.berries July 26, 2009

Ceiling shit 

When one throws shit from an animal or themself on the ceiling and wait for it to fall.

Godamnit Ron ceiling shitting theirs stains everywhere

Ceiling shit by LoCo_CaT June 16, 2018

Ceiling shot 

A slang term for a narcotic injected via syringe.

P1: "Yesterday I just hit an epic ceiling shot, you should have seen it."
P2: "Why did you turn to a life of drugs, I thought you had a future in e-sports."

Ceiling shot by WD-39 October 17, 2020