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A Person who is known as a smooth operator, The guy who can talk his way out of anything, He is known as a Loquacious Mother Fucker
Person 1: Hey man, you know that guy that got caught drinking last night? he got off with a warning

Person 2: how?

Person 1: he told him he had a Flu Shot and that made him sick

Person 2: dude, total Caulder
Caulder by 1LMF October 25, 2009
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A sexy mother fucker who loves Latina girls as much as he loves his food. Falls in love w the girl of his dreams and live his life w her. Caulder is usually good looking blonde hair and blue eyes
Damn he's a real caulder
Caulder by Dankmemes12 August 6, 2017
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curry cauldron 

A cauldron full of curry and only Indians eat it
Oh hello how are you
Good thanks
This guy looks like a curry cauldron
curry cauldron by E cd December 22, 2019

Curry cauldron 

A curry cauldron is a cauldron is full of curry and people eat it on a daily and it can be used as a roast like below but one of the main ways u can use this is against your friends like, Harry or people you play with on Xbox, ps4
1:yo what's good

2: nothing much
1:don't talk to me you curry cauldron
2:why

1: you didn't ask how my days ways
2:how was your day
1:shit

2:way
1: this guy I spoke to was a curry cauldron lol
Curry cauldron by ECS232 December 25, 2019

elevator calder

louis tomlinson's beard (played by eleanor calder and her twins, sometimes even liam payne)
"there's no way louis is dating elevator calder, he's in love with harry since he was 18"
elevator calder by lightsforlou January 20, 2021

Witch's cauldron 

When you give a courtesy flush while taking a dump, but the water level touches your balls/penis.

Something similar to this is the witches kiss.
Oh crap I just got the witch's cauldron while taking a shit.

cum cauldron 

The cum cauldron is a antique cauldron that resides in the town square of Port Sorell. It was placed in Port Sorell in the late 1800's. Men from all around the small country town contribute to the cauldron frequently by whacking off and leaving their semen in the cauldron, known as a cumtribution. Then once the cauldron is filled the people of Port Sorell hold a week long festival called Jizzmas. The women of Port Sorell stand in the cauldron and dip in and out of it with the goal of getting pregnant. It is believed that over 72% of the population of Port Sorell are products of the Cauldron.
Hey Redders have you left your cumtribution in the Cum Cauldron yet?
cum cauldron by ammij May 16, 2014
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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