carve a shark

When you have a bowel movement that replicates the shape of a shark. ie. pinching it off to make a pointy end like a shark face swimming in your toilet bowl.

Dude, after eating that burrito, I have to go carve a shark!!

by Smyleegirl13 August 14, 2017

carve a shark

Defecating, dropping a big turd, dropping the kids off at the pool. So named for the tail left above the water, after you've sculpted your brown water-dwelling silent killer.

"Those street tacos are tearing me up, I'm gonna go carve a shark."

by Josh S. S. April 17, 2007