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remember the fam, carry the pain
remember the fam, carry the pain by CalimariiSlicer May 20, 2020
Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick
One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.
Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."
Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016
Naija No Dey Carry Last
The Pidgin phrase Naija no dey carry last, roughly meaning “Nigerians strive to finish first”, has become an unofficial national motto (as well as the title of a book satirising the country).
Naija No Dey Carry Last by whorexxxo October 18, 2020
Saddle For Carrying
When you have to carry the lads everyday. Used to reduce back pain. Just equip it and carry to your heart's desire.
Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.
Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.
Pal: "Yo dawg did you do the lab? It's due tonight and I haven't even started 😩."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."
***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers 😡. This is perjury 😡."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."
***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers 😡. This is perjury 😡."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."
Saddle For Carrying by Lead Bud 123 May 25, 2021
stand and carry
A brilliant way to fuck in which you pick the girl up and let her wrap her arms around your neck and her legs around your waist. You gently lower her down over your big hard nine-inch dick so it is inside her wet pussy, and let her slide it up and down on your huge giant erect cock until you both cum. Then if you are, (so to speak) still "up" for it, you can walk over to the nearest couch or bed without pulling out of her, and thrust yourself into her in the missionary position until you both cum again. Guaranteed to make her scream.
As we stepped out of the pool after skinny -dipping together, I picked her up in my arms and started to fuck her in the stand and carry position.
stand and carry by LoveTorpedo August 12, 2017
carry on bag
Noun: human or animal rectum utilized as a temporary receptacle for the concealed transportation of contraband or illegal items through a zone or period of inspection for such items, most especially at international airports and during international flights.
"Gary really had to keep it undercover for like 6 hours, but his carry on bag didn't let the band down."
carry on bag by Speedog 2 November 15, 2010
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