Carpetcunt 

A vagina that is sooo hairy it makes the person ontop feel as if they are in a carpet store or on a new rug!

Whenever i have sex with my girlfriend, i can feel her carpetcunt touch my penis and it makes a nice scratchy feeling

Carpetcunt by ivynina3476 March 31, 2010

carpetuation 

occurs when vacuuming. the act of running the vacuum over the same suction resistant body over and over, picking it up and looking at it, then putting it back down and trying to suck it up again.

Timmy furiously vacuumed over the paper clip trapped in the carpet. Unsuccessfully, he picked it up and stared at it, then he put it back on the carpet and sucked it up. Timmy is a victim of CARPETUATION.

carpetuation by graceatzero April 12, 2008

carpetlung 

The thick feeling in your throat and chest resulting from an evening of LSD usage.

Man, that acid is lame, I've got horrible carpetlung...

carpetlung by Los Pepes August 21, 2007

carpetmuncher 

lesbian

"tina's a carpetmuncher, bob. dump her ass."

carpetmuncher by lauren August 30, 2003

carpetmuncher 

A person that really likes to eat out girls. Someone who gives a girl head.

He loves that pussy juice, that carpetmuncher.

carpetmuncher by ZZZZZZZZ September 16, 2007

Carpet Cunt 

Noun: A woman whose vaginal pubic hair is thorn-like (prickly), thereby inducing a fiery, rugburn like effect on the penis.

"fuck man"
"what?"
"I should have listened to you. I fucked the shit out of that carpet cunt last night."
"So..."
"So her prickly bush gave my dick some fucked up rug burn"

Carpet Cunt by Doorman2k11 October 27, 2011

carpetmints 

can be used in the place of the word crap or words with the same meaning as crap.

1) OH CARPETMINTS!! i left my cats outside in the rainstorm.

or

2) Anthony: We have a test today on the anatomy of a cat.

Jessie: Oh my goodness, i didn't study. CARPETMINTS!!

carpetmints by jess the spinster March 8, 2008